What I Did Over Christmus Break

Dear Sister Francis,

We had a wunderful Christmas Break. There were lots of presunts and we had a pretty tree. After Christmus wuz over we got in a big plane and flew to Jamaica for New Years Eve. It was real fun! The plane went up really high over the clouds and everything! This is me at the airport getting ready to fly!



When we landed I was real surprized to see mountains! We took a taxi to the other side of the eyeland and got there just in time for the big toga party!





There are poor people in Jamaica. This poor lady didn't have enough money to buy all of her toga. I felt real bad for her.



We got to stay up past our bedtime too, which was really cool! The next morning I took some other pictures of stuff but it isn't very cool so I will not show you those but I have them if you want to see them. We went to the pool and stayed there all day. I wuznt allowed to take my camera to the pool because of this sign that said "no photos" but I think that was unfair because nobody seemed to mind if other people saw them with their clothes off and stuff like that. But it's okay I guess because there was a bar at the pool and they put stuff in my grapefruit juice that kind of made me feel real silly, so I bet my pictures wouldn't have been very good anyways.

After a long day of hanging out with some new friends, we went to another party. They said it was a fetush ball or sumthing like that, but I didn't do very good on your vocabulary test so I didn't know what that word was. Since it started with an "f" I figured it was another word for fancy, but I forgot to pack my party dress, so's I had to wear my school uniform. But I took a picture for you.



Father O'FeelYa was there at the party so I was a real good girl and I behaved and stuff, but I don't think he noticed on a count a he was training a new alter boy.



The altar boy was my special friend on a counta he said I wuz real pretty and other stuff like that, but I made lots of new friends on my vacation.





Sister Mary "The Whip" O'Malley said we wuzn't supposed to kiss our friends and went to tell Father, but he was buzy so's she gave us ten lashes, made us say four Hail Marys and ten Oh Gods.



Then she followed me for the rest of the night, even when I went to the zoo.



Which was okay because there wuzn't any animals in the cages anyhow, which was sad but oh well.

Theres lots of uther pictures that I can't show you becuz I don't want anymore Hail Marys. The lashes were okay, but the Hail Marys were hard. 'Cept I don't think I should get in anymore trouble on a count a I gots a picture of Father that pretty much means I can do anything I want to from now on and don't have to have no punushmint.



Anyhow, we got to take a helicopter home, so I'll end my homework assignment with a picture of me living like a rock star.



And that wuz my Christmas Break. The End.